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Entertainment Worldly Matters

On Americanisation of India

I’ve hinted in my previous post about Shell. And it’s unlikely that you haven’t heard of the notoriety of Bangalore for being the outsource sink of the US. Everything you see in the past 10 years in India has increasing doses of Americanisation. The Bollywood movies, the English spelling in your TV ads, the vocabulary, the TV shows themselves.

Yes, TV shows. Did you know that there’s a popular Oprah-clone that’s been running in the regional televisions (Tamil and now Kannada) for a few years now? A famous actress is the host (her name is Lakshmi, she was hot in her hayday.) I can see that women and men don’t think or use their brains the same way and sometimes Evolutionary psychologists do manage to explain certain behaviour. But here’s this show which my mom and sis watch a lot, and I know that a lot of other women watch it too. Heck even the show itself has plenty of women in the audience who all seem to – in a creepy sense – enjoy the domestic battle that’s being gladiator’d out in the middle.

Meh. 😐

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Worldly Matters

On Free Markets in India

I’m probably going to exaggerate with a title like that, but I have a good feeling you’re going to nod your head in tune with what I’m going to say anyway. So, there are these “petrol bunks” or “gas stations” all around the place right? Back in the days, about 5 or more years ago, the major players were HP (Hindustan Petroleum) and Indian Oil – at least down here at Bangalore. If you’re lucky you’ll come across IBP. These are petrol (and diesel) vendors who more or less offer fuel at the same rates throughout the country.

But being mundane Indian establishments some of these stations resort to cheating. Put aside adulterated fuel for a second (the profit margins by cheating this way is distributed over the entire fuel supply, I suppose). At times, lady luck loves you so much that something like the following happens to you (especially you): The guy who fuels your tank pretends like he’s filling in what you asked for but via some hidden trick – because he’s managed to rig the fuel-dispensing machine – nothing gets into your tank but the meter runs and asks you to pay the amount. This has happened to me (two-wheeler: minor loss) at least twice over the past two months and at least once with my dad (four-wheeler: major loss).

Enteur international fuel vendor: Shell.

It’s a good thing I haven’t spotted any Reliance vendors around, ’cause you’re bound to be cheated in *some* way. Hey, that’s Reliance for you.

The Shell fuelling station I went to (near Lalbagh) is a. laid out pretty well (made good use of the real estate), b. has lesser annoying colours and advertising, c. the fuel-filler guy greets you before anything, d. the fuel-duct is transparent immediately before the handle, so you can clearly see if the fuel is in motion or not and best of all e. free air.

I for one have decided to visit Shell as much as possible for my refuelling needs. We need more international players in other businesses too just so that those Indian vendors who learn to care just as much as some of the international vendors do might have greater chances to survive compared to those who’re never going to learn.

Reminds me of “Campus Restaurant” at IITK. The only restaurant within the campus which royally sucked solely because it had no competition.

It’s not like there international players aren’t welcome in India, it’s just that they’re not playing at a level where someone like me can take part in (as a consumer). Indians are known for their hospitality – especially to complete strangers and more so if the stranger is more white.

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Public Transport Travel

On Bangalore’s Road Traffic

I’ve been observing the road while I ride my old bike between my home and office (good job right?) and I’ve come to the conclusion that the autorickshaw drivers are almost always responsible for slowing down the rest on the roads. Unoccupied autos are even worse. They loiter around on the road driving in a jovial, not-really-busy way which comes to those of us who’re in a hurry as some sort of a mockery. Previously, I thought the new (and rising) breed of car driving population (many a time with just one person in the car) were the real culprits.

Bangalore is riddled with one-ways and “speedbreakers”. The one-ways are sort of understandable; they not only double the (band)width which helps in “ironing” out the traffic over a long distance, they rule out the accidents that may occur in a two-way road without a divider. The speedbreakers on the other hand, suck big time. They slow down four-wheelers (like cars) a lot. Think about all the gear-switching, the fuel consumption and most importantly, time wasted. It’s terrible.

I started hating autos more after seeing what they’re capable of. Apart from the sort of inconsiderate driving mentioned above, they’re a dangerous in a “worst-of-both-worlds” sense. Autos are three-wheelers (here in India): their width is slightly less than that of the substandard Maruti 800 and instead of a steering wheel, they have a two-wheeler-style handle. So, what this means to you on the road is, there’s this three-wheeler almost as wide as a car that’s going to invariably (if you’re used to it) or unexpectedly (if you’re new to it) perform sharp sideward movements (abrupt right or left turns) like the ones two-wheelers are capable of. Such awkward, dangerous movements are to be expected from an auto in front of you when there’s a red-signal up ahead and the vehicles in your flow are all slowing down and that auto tries to fit in (as if we’re all in a best-possible-packing competition (filesystem fragmentation reference >_>)) with the vehicles around it.

So, yeah, autorickshaw drivers are the first set of roadusers to hate. They’re way too many in the first place and safe autorickshaw drivers are just as rare as the availability hygienic fresh juice parlours in Bangalore.

Next, four-wheeler drivers who’re driving alone (come on!)

And then this is something mostly autorickshaws do, but I’ve seen two-wheelers and four-wheelers guilty of it too: Parking in the most inappropriate locations which causes traffic slowdown. Jeez. Outright stupidity or socially-inconsiderate: usually a combination of both.

Lane driving is something almost nobody respects. Some four-wheeler drivers do, but they’re rare. That short-term gain one might get by taking that abrupt turn or cutting someone else off from his course on the road drastically affects the general flow of traffic on the road. Long-term throughput is affected. I’m not going to talk about the benefits of using public transport. It’s something that should be fairly obvious (Of course, the lack of sufficient public transport isn’t an excuse to not do something about it. It’s your tax money. Oh, do you even pay taxes?)

Many a time, I’ve felt like stopping right there and blasting the offender on the spot. Alas, I’m neither that courageous nor patient nor capable of putting my message across successfully enough to actually make the person stop being a douche on the road in the future. Here’s to hoping that this blog post is going to help. Cheers!